Monday, January 7, 2008

Laughter via Kerala - good humour

1. Name the wonly part of the world, where Malayalis don't werk hard? - Kerala....!!!
2. Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala ? - because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi.
3. Why did the Malayali buy an air ticket ?
To go to thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in the Gelff
4. Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff ?
To yearn Meney
5. What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire ?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow
6. Why did the Malayali go to the concert in Rome ?
Because he wanted to hear Pope music
7. What is Malayali management graduate called ?
Yem Bee Yae
8. Why did he wife divorce him ?
Because he was louwing another woman
9. Who found that out ?
His aandy.
10. What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ?
He changed his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curran
11. What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday ?
An Oto
12. Who is Malayali's famousu eactor and aectress ?
Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga

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